The most..

What is this thing we humans have about wanting to be the best, the most etc?
Sure I want that too so I was thinking... I don't wanna be the biggest woman because I could not dance, I don't wanna be the skinniest because I love food,  its too late to be the youngest performer on X factor, I don't have the biggest collection of anything, not in to extreme sports or extreme sex... So could I be the most average?! Most average measures, eating normal foods, couple hobbies etc.

How would this ever work? How would we measure average? !

Is this an idea from the Swedish part of my brain?